Whitesnake Sued Over Fan Puke

A Whitesnake fan is demanding £10,000 in compensation after she slipped in vomit during a concert and suffered injuries to her knees, neck and back.

Yeah, and I want  £10,000 for being subjected to "Here I Go Again" at least 5,000 times throughout my life. I'll never get that time back.

Of all the things to sue over.

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